Vacation hookup stories
I'm a complete sucker for vacation hookup stories. After all, people travel to foreign destinations either to find themselves or to be somebody else for a while, both of which can bring out our adventurous sides. So, I asked people to tell me about their juiciest vacation hookups, and their stories did not disappoint. Most singles have had a one-night stand on vacation at some point, according to a MissTravel survey.
She asked where I was going, I told her my house seeing as I lost my friends, she said she was coming with. Sex followed. Some girl really liked Batman. Had sex and when I woke up, my hoodie was gone. I ended up talking with the girl whose number I called, made a blind date with her, and met her about a week later. Told me after that the girl from the bar should have given me her real number because the sex was outstanding!
I went over to study, and ended up getting the A she got the D. Also got a B on my test, and she got an A but those are minor details. Thousands of people go to drink and have a good time. Lots of sex, gotta be careful. My favorite story was, I just woke up at about 6 AM still hammered from the night before. Later at about noon those two girls came back and we talked for a while. Ended up having a drunken threesome in my camper.
Craven makes the bitches wild. It lasts the weekend and everyone camps out right on site. I woke up in the middle of the second night and stumbled to go pee at the bank of Port-A-Potties. After finishing up I flung the door open, which hit something and ricocheted back thwap -ing me in the forehead. I exit rubbing my forehead and see a girl crouched down doing the same.
We checked to make sure each other were alright, after which I apologized. I got my haircut the day before the funeral. The girl who cut my hair was at the funeral. Turns out she knew my uncle. We were sad. We got drunk at the wake. We had sex. A friend called me and said her friend just got fired from a bush camp and was totally broke and could she borrow my spare room for a night or two, I said sure and she just showed up at my door.
This turned out to be quite an intimate experience as we figured out midway that she was too weak to really do anything, so lots of squeezing around each other, swapping spots, pushing by while her holding the door etc. I had taken my shirt off undershirt still and since she had come from the gym she was in workout shorts after stripping her jeans off on the stairs.
She tells me to come in, we lift the mattress onto the bed and she tells me to sit down near the window unit as she cranks it on, grabs two beers and sits down next to me. I look at her, maybe expecting her to verbally tell me what that meant and bam we started making out and did the deed right there on the new mattress, the plastic torn and bundled all around us.
She asks me to show her, so we go to my room. We chatted for a good while and later that night she asked if she could crash, said sure. So, she strips down to underwear and hops into bed. Thank god I was woken up a few hours later with her hands all over me and I finally got the hint. I tried hooking up with this year-old whose mom had a seasonal site with a motorhome. She went to bed and I ended up having sex with her thirty-six-year-old mom eight feet away from her sleeping daughter.
Back in my undergrad, I moved into a student house since it was close to campus and the rent was cheap. The owner usually rented out rooms in the place to international students but gave me a spot since we had a good relationship and he knew that I would keep it from being too much of a dumpster fire. During the first week that I moved in, one of the gals knocked on my door and asked me to show her how to use the laundry machine.
She was from some wealthy family in Hong Kong so she had previously had hired help do these things for her. I told her to grab the clothes she needed washed and then meet me in the basement. When I got out the shower she was still in my room. She said it turned her on beyond belief. Guess who had a new barber that semester. Had to stop at the ATM to get some money out.
I told her she scared the crap out of me. We laughed, I asked if she wanted to split the cab back to my place. We had a drink on my patio…bang! I woke her up all right, 18 years later we are still married. She definitely played me but the hand prints on her ass are probably still there today. I told him so, and asked if his dick was as impressive.
The sex was very weird, I repeatedly called him Viking, and when he tried to tell me his name afterwards I ordered him to shut up, to me he is only Viking. Out of the maybe 10 people in there 8 were very old, me and a good-looking girl. I was already there when she got there. She took the treadmill next to me and just kept looking at me every out of the corner of her eye.
When I got done with the treadmill I went where the weight machines where and she followed me. When it was time fit me to go shower I grabbed my bag and when I got to the door I turned and looked at her, smiled, made a you coming head motion and went in leaving the door slightly open. I waited for about a min and was about to accept that I had just made an ass of myself and shower when she opened the door and came in with her bag. Had sex and then she washed my entire body for me lol.
Greatest relationship I ever had lol. A girl answered it and I showed her the apartment. I showed her the backyard and got caught checking out her ass. She then went to my room, I followed, and we fucked. Knocked her out flat on her ass. She brought me back to her room where her roommate was fucking her boyfriend and proceeded to smash about 8 feet away from them.
Good times. I was 17 with two of my friends. Have way through the sentence my drunk ass is floating over to her. We said hi, and were walking the same way…started chatting and I invited her to join us for a walk, she accepted…. Got in house, dogs settled down in her living room and she asked me if I wanted to look at some art she had upstairs…. Got into her bedroom, saw a body harness in the open wardrobe…I mentioned I like a bit of BDSM too…she said she needed a new Dom…I offered, she accepted and we fucked for hours!
Looked out my window one day to see my hairdresser and a girlfriend of hers out on the patio. She looks up and waves, I went down and joined them. I did not expect to ever see or hear from this girl in my life. What a night. I bought her a drink and we hooked up and then started dating for a few months. And so we did. I was getting out of my car when a girl from the association pulled up behind me and a very pretty-dark skinned girl got out to ask me where she could park, I had no idea so I suggested she could park down in my driveway and that would be fine, albeit a long walk.
By the time we were done she was like 20 minutes late and rushed off. Looked out later and her car was gone. She asked me to come with and show her the way. Half way there she dragged me down into the grass and we had sex right there on a patch of grass in the middle of a neighborhood. I loaned her a pair of pliers and she returned them about 30 minutes later.
She then asked if I could give her a tour of the home and show her all the work I had done. I was totally clueless and I legitimately thought she just wanted a tour of the home. When we got to the master bathroom she walked in behind me and slammed the door shut. I was wearing loose fitting shorts and she had my cock in her mouth in less than 15 seconds. We ended up fucking right there in the bathroom. It all happened so fast that I did not have time to think.
I had a girlfriend at the time and cheating is not really my thing. To this day it is my most bizarre unexpected sex story. There was no flirting or foreplay. My dick simply ended up in her mouth and I had no time to think. Talked to a beautiful Romanian girl for maybe 5 minutes. After we get to the bar I ask her for her name. She answered in bad English: I chatted them up a bit on the topic which devolved to how easy it is for girls to get laid when out at a bar.
We walked to my car parked in a nearby, somewhat dark, lot and she giggled as we went hand-in-hand. If you want to, baby.
Sometimes, if you play your card right, the vacation can be made spicy by finding romance while you are away from home. People have shared. This especially goes for those steamy hookups abroad, better known as vacation sex. Sure, sex is usually always good no matter where you.
She asked where I was going, I told her my house seeing as I lost my friends, she said she was coming with. Sex followed. Some girl really liked Batman.
People either travel to foreign destinations to find themselves or to be somebody else for a while, and in both cases our adventurous side comes out. Sometimes, if you play your card right, the vacation can be made spicy by finding romance while you are away from home.
It happens to the best of us: Home for the holidays, overwhelmed by clucking family members, one thing leads to another, and we hook up with people. Old friends.
Study Abroad Hookup Confessions
Skip navigation! Story from Sex Tips. They say you can tell a lot about your relationship once you go on a vacation together. That's definitely true, and experiencing new places and cultures with your partner can be a real bonding experience. But the vacation memories you'll really want to hold onto are the ones you make behind closed doors, in your hotel or Airbnb.
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Oh, and, if the story happened to take place abroad, sign me up times a thousand because, well, every story is better when it takes place whilst traveling. If you, too, love to hear every juicy detail of a wild hookup, read along and enjoy as real college students and recent grads share their stories. We obviously were obsessed with them, their accents, and their dreamy lives in Spain running a hostel with their best friends. We easily struck up a friendship with the owners and they offered to take us out to one of their favorite flamenco spots where locals come to sing, play guitar, and dance. The vibes were v. Major score because besides the fact that he was absolutely adorable, I got to sleep in a queen-size bed instead of the tiny, twin top bunk back in the hostel. Honestly, I did it for the bed more so than the hookup. Gotta get that beauty sleep am I right?!? I knew he lived near my host family, which was a really expensive and nice area. Once I got there, I saw only women items all over the place — super nice, expensive, and old-lady-ish things.
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